Self-isolation Escapist Pillows

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"I've half a mind to protest."

"I hate crowded parks!"

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

'Trust me, using this cheap perfume to mask our scents is going to confuse the hounds...'

heavy plant crossing