Isolation Escapist Gifts

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now you can send it."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.