Quarantine Escapist Gifts

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"The Corona Diaries"

"You've been quarantined where?"

Breaking the quarantine

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Back To Nowhere Sale!

State of the Union

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Exercising in Confinement

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Pandemic-parenting

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Caution: Swine Flu!

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

"Oh, thank God!"

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"Do you have any video games that would help reduce my role as a father?"

Natural relaxation in confinement