Isolation Escapist Mugs

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice fisher.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Now you can send it."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Saved...life is good!

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'At least they can never accuse me of 'insider trading' again.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'He needs professional HELP!'

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'