Extinction Escapist Mugs

"I've half a mind to protest."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Last Chance For Reality

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Bio-obsolescence

The Last Mosquito

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Zoo Employees

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"Not again!"

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'