Extinction Fans Pillows

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'The circle is complete!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Homo Zapiens

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Monster Clown

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

How to survive the coming crash.

Bio-obsolescence

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

The Beginning of Nostalgia

Evolution

The Last Mosquito

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Charles Darwin

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

'...and late tomorrow expect hellish rains of fire and blood...'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."