Extinction Event Fans Pillows

65,000,000 B.C.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Monster Clown

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"What asteroid?"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Stampede!!'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Bio-obsolescence

The Last Mosquito

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Extinct dinosaur...

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

the end is high...

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

Luck

When mammoths started losing their hair.

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

Still Can't Rule Out

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"