Extinction Event Fans Prints

65,000,000 B.C.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Monster Clown

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"What asteroid?"

'Stampede!!'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Bio-obsolescence

How to survive the coming crash.

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

The Last Mosquito

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Extinct dinosaur...

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

the end is high...

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Luck

When mammoths started losing their hair.

Still Can't Rule Out

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

One of the last dinosaur conversations. Is it just me, or is that falling star you wished upon getting bigger?

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"