Extinction Irony Fan Pillows

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

the end is high...

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

The Last Dinosaur

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

Welcome space dinosaurs

"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"

"This is summer?"

'Noooooooooo!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bird table

Swine flu.

The Out of Order Love Machine.

'Run this extinction order past legal.'

"They always go for the dangerous types."

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

'Those warm-blooded things will never last -- they're too hyperactive.'