Technology Irony Fan Pillows

The Out of Order Love Machine.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Canadian Visa Application

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

Manual automation in the office.

God works in mysterious ways.

"Apologies but I can't see any patients today."

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

Swine flu.

Social Media

Unlucky Heather

Car with anti-sticker stickers

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

Stolen Mobiles as New Currency