Ironic Tech Fan Pillows

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Milkshake Shortage

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Amish personal mobility scooter

Antiques.

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'

"I just got a text from our smart garage door. It says: Oops, my bad."

Nethead strip: Hypnotised by the net

Phone Umbrella

Scandal about listening on Facebook

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

Manual automation in the office.

Free Range Computers.