Ironic Tech Lover Pillows

Amish personal mobility scooter

You, Sadie Cohen, need help using a computer. What of it, dork?! You, Queen of the Luddites, hater of new technology, angry critic of progress. Yes, you are a hypocrite. But do you realize what else you are? A geek. The most foul of the four-letter words.

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."