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Amish personal mobility scooter

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Bring out yer books!'

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Current location

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."