Tech Lover With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

"You'd get a lot more donations if your 'please help' sign wasn't on a $2,000 laptop."

Hiding the electronics.

Selfie Stick

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"You are still here."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Unicorn in the Woods

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

AI Summit

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.