Ironic Tech Collector Pillows

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Invest in technology."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Swiss Army Stove.

Young Geeks.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

Amish personal mobility scooter

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.