Ironic Tech Collector T-Shirts

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Invest in technology."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'New Game'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Young Geeks.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."

Daily Meditations for Perpetual Victims

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

Amish personal mobility scooter

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!