Quirky Technology Collector Pillows

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Village store and Food museum'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

For the new gardener.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Cat with mouse tie.

A guide to ancient instruments.

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'