Collector Of Tech Memorabilia Pillows

iPhone 6 - "Ere. . . they aren't bent are they?"

"Invest in technology."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'New Game'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Old-fashioned computer

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Swiss Army Stove.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!