Technology Irony Fan Prints

The Out of Order Love Machine.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"He was much more effective in the field."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Canadian Visa Application

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

Manual automation in the office.

God works in mysterious ways.

Prison Library: Do Not Press The Escape Key On Prison Computers.

Jeopardy's Watson

Swine flu.

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

"Apologies but I can't see any patients today."

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

Social Media

"I know I said I was going off the grid. I was just wondering if anyone was discussing it on social media."

Car with anti-sticker stickers

Unlucky Heather