Tech Irony Appreciator Pillows

"He was much more effective in the field."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"No internet connection"

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."

Everything will look perfectly flat...in your Realtek 2D glasses.

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

'Try rebooting.'

Amish personal mobility scooter

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"We've cut away all the fat now we have to look at staffing costs!"

Canadian Visa Application

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Weblog - An arachnid construction diary...

Scandal about listening on Facebook

"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

Manual automation in the office.

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."

Twitter (parody) ... of its former self

'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'

'When the computer senses that you are in a hurry, it automatically slows down.'

Nigel's new 'smart' doorbell didn't live up to expectations...

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

"Well, this is the moment we've been waiting for - the hacker who stole our identities just got hacked by another hacker who thought he was hacking us."

The Out of Order Love Machine.