Extinction Irony Fan Mugs

"It's from our tax consultant. We forgot to beef up our pension scheme, so now we're going to be extinct."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

'Of course, in the long term we'll all be extinct.'

the end is high...

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

The Last Dinosaur

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

'Soccer hooligans, majesty! Thousands of them! We're doomed!'

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

"Pay no attention to Brian, he's always playing the victim."

Dinosaur laughing at another being hit by small meteorite.

"Ok, so you weren't invited to the tar put party. . . it's not the end of the world, you know!"

Welcome space dinosaurs

"They say the Transformation Meteor is coming, but I told them "I'm a dinosaur. I don't do change" What's the worst that could happen?"

"This is summer?"

'Noooooooooo!'

"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"

'Those warm-blooded things will never last -- they're too hyperactive.'

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

"They always go for the dangerous types."

'Run this extinction order past legal.'

The Out of Order Love Machine.