Internet Irony Fan Mugs

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Backfire

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

End the Winter Blues

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Nice haircut."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Wilson, this company needs to be better in touch with today's youth. Pierce your nipples and have a report on my desk by Monday.'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

"No internet connection"

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"God, I hate to fly."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'