Internet Irony Fan Prints

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Backfire

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

End the Winter Blues

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Nice haircut."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Wilson, this company needs to be better in touch with today's youth. Pierce your nipples and have a report on my desk by Monday.'

'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"If you don't start misbehaving, there won't be any Halloween candy for you."

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

"No internet connection"

"God, I hate to fly."

The 'Death Tax'

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.