Online Irony Enthusiast Prints

"It's an entire Web site of things you can buy to consume less."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Emergency Phone.

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

End the Winter Blues

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."