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"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

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"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"The season finale of the world is near."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"I think I'm falling in love."

Bio-obsolescence

"Look! It's iron man!"

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Snowman Romance

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

The Last Mosquito

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

'Hold on... If you're not dead who's skull is this?'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

The first marsupial.

Man's evolution to the Pub.

"Scram!"

Butterfly with talons

"I'm stepping out of line!"