Extinction Explorers Pillows

65 Million Years Ago

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

Bio-obsolescence

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

The Last Mosquito

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Just you wait!"