Extinction Events Expert Mugs

"Spoiler alert, Clive, incoming 'extreme climate change event'."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

How to survive the coming crash.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"What asteroid?"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

Bio-obsolescence

"Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming."

'It looks like our time is up.'

The Last Mosquito

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

Extinct dinosaur...

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

Coldsaurus

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"Species loss has hit him hard."

Municipal Zoo - Closed due to Extinction.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

Luck

Message in a bottle.