Extinction Event Observer Mugs

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Shark food pyramid.

"No aliens"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Astronaut Selfie.

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Dark Clouds

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

Coldsaurus

"I miss when we were free, and I could eat you."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

'I can hear the highway.'

“There’s a lot of neural activity focussed on whether or not her shirt will ride up and expose her tummy, which she feels self-conscious about.”

CORONA BLACKDOWN

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."