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'I've been feeling very extincky lately.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

You heard earth's just entered its sixth great extinction event? Really? Vertebrate species are dying at a rate not seen since the dinosaurs died off. This time It's thanks to us. But the good thing is, scientists think humans will die off pretty early in this mass extinction. How's that a good thing? We won't be around to hear the other animals say "I told you so."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Bio-obsolescence

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Any history of extinction in your family?'