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'I've been feeling very extincky lately.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Smart Arse"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Bio-obsolescence

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'