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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Always Compatible

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Bio-obsolescence

The Last Mosquito

'It looks like our time is up.'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Just you wait!"

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"It's from God - a bill for 557 pterodactyls, 76 baby brontosaurs and 28 giant tapirs, payable within 30 days or we'll be extinct."

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'