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"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Party Animals.

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Lemniskate

"I shop, therefore I am."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Warning: Math Ahead!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'