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"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Party Animals.

Pi Ala Mode.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"How was work?"

Lemniskate

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Warning: Math Ahead!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."