Evolutionary Enthusiast Pillows

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

The evolutionary queue - 'Hey, you, get back in line!'

Intelligent Design

"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better fish?"

Fish Stick Evolution

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

A mother and child looking at a monkey

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'Sure, I'm going to evolve - I'm just waiting for the perfect wave!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Dr. Sykes is very important is scientific circles. We believe he may be the missing link.'

Evolution...the dandy lion.

Evolution Politics

"You should talk to my chiropractor. It hurts just looking at you."

"Nobody's making you do anything, Jeremy. But we're evolving as a family, and you're part of the family. So come on, buddy, what do you say?"

Charles Darwin

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.