Evolution Admirer T-Shirts

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"Scram!"

'This is just the first step -- my ultimate goal is to invent roller derby!'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Butterfly with talons

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

Lesser known species from Down Under.

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Intelligent creatures bedamned - look at the rubbish they're watching!'

'Hang on, I thought we were only allowed to use primitive tools...'

He was the first to walk upright, and the first to slip on a banana peel

SHIRT AND SHOES REQUIRED, 'MORE evolution!'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

The first marsupial.

Java Man

The ladies went nuts over Ed's evolved pockets.

'Bad news. I hear we're on the extremely endangered species list.'

Man's evolution to the Pub.

Evolution puddle.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I think we may be related!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."