Hobby Evolution Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'