Hobby Evolution Enthusiast Mugs

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I think we may be related!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

I told you we were late!

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.