Ego Enthusiast Prints

'We have no quorum, Ms Hedgely. I'm here, and that's all that matters.'

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

'I've always managed to retain my humility, I'm proud to say.'

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Remember Henderson; power corrupts, and absolute power is even nicer.'

'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That's enough about me, now let's concentrate on you. What did you think of my performance?'

Self-pumping.

"It's my most personal building yet."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"They're both type 'A' personalities, so they're deciding who is the 'A+'."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

'It's a sign of my importance when the FBI, NSA and the CIA listen to my every conversation!'

I like my company portrait. Did they use any Photoshop?

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

'I don't have to be a good loser. I never lose.'

Silence in Court!

Man looking out of window in office block, "God what a breathtaking view"

'Sure my mistakes are colossal in nature. That's because I'm brilliant.'

Jose Mourinho going through tunnel of self love.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Compliments of the House.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Boss has a frame hanging above his desk for his face.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"He's become unbearable since he got his knighthood."

'Remember, Larcom, what counts is not the size of the desk, but the size of the ego behind the desk.'

"Do you still think it was such a hot idea to tell them we are God's gift to women?"

'Objection, your honor. The courtroom artist isn't doing me justice.'

'You're somewhere between how good you think you are...to how bad I know you are.'

'When you are as talented as I am it's impossible to be arrogant.'

The great and near-great