Ego Balancer Gifts

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Ego Increasing School

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Woman Juggling Emojis

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Information Tightrope.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Personal Cheerleader.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Workaholics Anonymous

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Narcissus

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Retiring from the rat race

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'