Artistic Balancer Gifts

Music Tightrope

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

House of books.

"Arthur, I need my space."

Information Tightrope.

The hour of justice

Treading a fine lion.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Handstand

Tightrope Walker

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"You were always subject to change without notice."

Ballerina drying her laundry

Gymnastics.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'