Quirky Balance Artists Gifts

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Anna Calvi

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'He's maturing early.'

Joined at the hipster.

Balancing two espresso martinis

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

House of books.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Treading a fine lion.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

The Dancing Academy

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Football party