Quirky Balance Artists Pillows

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Balancing two espresso martinis

'He's maturing early.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

House of books.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Treading a fine lion.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

The Dancing Academy

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."