Emotional Balancer Gifts

"Arthur, I need my space."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Woman Juggling Emojis

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"I've finally got my head together."

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

"I'm the beige bird of quiet resignation."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

Chicken soup books.

Pretty Soon: Increasingly dim TV newscasters will need help knowing what emotions to convey when they are 'reporting'.

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"Well according to this you're sat in my wealth corner."

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'