Emotional Balancer T-Shirts

"Arthur, I need my space."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Woman Juggling Emojis

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

"I've finally got my head together."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

Chicken soup books.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

Pretty Soon: Increasingly dim TV newscasters will need help knowing what emotions to convey when they are 'reporting'.

"I'm the beige bird of quiet resignation."

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Student wrestling with life issues.

"My wife and I are trying for a baby...."

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."