Emotional Balance T-Shirts

"I'm not an emotional person myself. Fortunately, Georgine feels things for the both of us."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Feel better, dear?"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Arthur, I need my space."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Medical Cabinet

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

Yes, yes, let your aggressions out, but not here!

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

You can tell which seniors got accepted early admission! West Fester High School.

'Nobody understands me at reasonable fees.'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I cry a lot.'

'Now read that back to me.'

'Why am I feeling like this..?'