Enthusiasm Balancer T-Shirts

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

Team Leader

Go team!

Kitchen Tetris

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

Washing Line Walker

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Woman Juggling Emojis

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Laptops

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Personal Cheerleader.

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Spinning Plates!

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

"I'm the beige bird of quiet resignation."

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'I like your enthusiasm!'

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'Why can't you be more enthusiastic about my ideas, like Simmons over here?'

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'