Enthusiasm Balancer T-Shirts

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

Team Leader

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Kitchen Tetris

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

A man cheers

Washing Line Walker

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Laptops

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

Speed Bump Ahead.

Personal Cheerleader.

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Spinning Plates!

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

Who won what game?

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

"I'm the beige bird of quiet resignation."

'I like your enthusiasm!'

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

'Because we're your peers. We have the same job title and salary as you. That's why you shouldn't tell us you're an underachiever.'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

'Why can't you be more enthusiastic about my ideas, like Simmons over here?'