Ego Buster Pillows

"When they used him on a NASA shuttle, it gave him a big head!"

'Now, the first thing is for you to extinguish your ego.' 'What? -- little old me?'

"Do you know who I am!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Turkish Democracy

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Pierre was full of himself.

Personal Cheerleader.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Once entangled, clashing male doctors usually die a slow death by starvation.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Golf

For the first time in his Jeffery felt small-minded.

Killing Santa

Narcissus

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'