Legend Buster Pillows

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Not-So Smart Meter

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"It's good luck."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Killing Santa

Sasquatch/Summersquatch