Legacy Breaker Pillows

'I made it the old-fashioned way. I'm the boss' son.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Michael Jackson

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Pole Vault Rules

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...