Tradition Breaker Pillows

'Do you realize that the only change we have had in this school in the last decade is a change in our phone number?'

Bride carrying her groom over the threshold

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Taboo Church Wedding

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Prejudice/Empathy

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...