Holiday Tradition Breakers Pillows

All I'm saying is why don't we do something different this year. How do we know the pilgrims didn't enjoy a nice lobster bisque once in awhile?

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

It happened on Christmas Eve

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')