Holiday Tradition Breakers Pillows

All I'm saying is why don't we do something different this year. How do we know the pilgrims didn't enjoy a nice lobster bisque once in awhile?

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

It happened on Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

Remember when the kids used to bust down our door at 6 a.m.? And we'd groan? They'd yell, "Time to open the presents!" Now look. It's 8 a.m.! Time to open the presents! Groan! Groan.

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Proctologists on Thanksgiving