Holiday Disrupter Pillows

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa Claws...

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

The Devil's advocaat.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Santana Claus

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Snowman with scary shadow

Cleaner with Mistletoe.

Santa's Problem

Blackmail is such an ugly word...Don't you agree?